I think
it is
a truth
universally known
that women are
far superior
to kiss.
You don’t need
to worry about
sandpaper kisses
or frames of fringes.
A woman
makes a
better lover,
well versed
in the systems
and
pressures
of pleasure.
So,
not tonight dear,
I’ve got
other things
on my mind.
Tag Archives: lesbian
Cheese Whistles
What a
serious case
of the cheese whistles,
I flirt with the
paint girl at lowes.
I made her night,
she made me question.
I suggest to my husband
that she might be a lesbian,
and he says
“because she’s crafty
and works at a hardware store?
And I’m the racist one?”
Rexicorn 