You ever 

see a meme 

mocking 

Donald Trump 

for a thing 

he does

and realize 

it’s a thing 

you do too 

and oh god 

what’s wrong 

with my back 

and why can’t 

my hips just fib 

a little 

and you know what

I’m a 

magical 

fucking 

creature 

I can cope 

with this knowledge.